Chapter One by: Diamond Star

"DUO COME BACK HERE!!!!!" cried Diamond Star chasing Duo with her almighty sledge hammer. "I'm sorry Diamond. It was just to tempting...." said Duo remembering Diamond Stars sweet tast of her pixie sticks. "

"DUO GET OVER HERE SO I CAN END YOUR MISERY!!!!!" cried the pissed off author.

"Can't...keep...running...must stop.." gasped Duo slowying down to a walk then pulled out his almighty death sycth. "Okay! If you wanna play that way!" said Duo charging towards Diamond Star who was standing there shocked. "So....your not afraid of me anymore,huh?" said Diamond Star smirking. "NOOOO!!!" said Duo stil running towards her. "Okay then....DIE DUO-KUN!!!" said Diamond Star charging towards Duo who was getting very pale and slowed down his runing pace.

"Your right..I am afraid!" said Duo turning around and running. "COME BACK HERE!!!!!" cried Diamond Star who was only a few feet away behind him.

Duo slowed down gritting his teeth. "Okay Diamond..I'll see you IN HELL!!!!!!"

"Your coming with me!" cried Diamond Star holding her sledge hammer above her head in attack position charging at Duo who was charging at her. "DIE!!!!!" they both sid at the same time with fire in there eyes as Diamond Star began bashing Duo in the head and Duo was bashing Diamond Star in the head with the stick of his scyth. "Hey..my head hurts..." said Duo who stopped hitting Diamond Star. "Mine to.." said Diamond Star who has also stopped with the hitting process.

Duo and Diamond Star starred at each other for a few minutes then fell over unconciouis.

Later

Duo awoke with a serious headache. "What happend?" he noticed he was in a large van with an annoying siren which made his headache worse. He looked over at Diamond Star who was still passed out with a straight jacket on.

"Uh-oh..does that mean....." Duu tried to move his arms but they were wrapped around his chest. "DANG IT!!!" cried Duo who was now really pissed off. \

Diamond Star awoke because of Duo's shouting. "Duo shut up,your giving me a headache." Duo ignored her and went on shouting and cursing. \

"SHUT UP DUO!!!!" cried Diamond Star rolling over on her back.

"Ummm...Diamond..do you know what your wearing?" asked Duo. "Yeah,my jeans and blue t-shirt." said Diamond Star.

Duo sighed annoyingly, "No Diamond,move your arms..."

Diamond Star blinked then tried to reach her arms toward the ceiling. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?" cried Diamond Star realizong the loud sirens and notices she's in a moving van.

"Well we call it a straight jacket." said Duo snickering. "Shut up Duo,I KNOW WHAT IT IS!" said Diamond Star trying to free her arms. Duo gave Diamond Star a puzzled look. "you know Diamond you can be confusing sometimes.."

"And your annoying all the time." said Diamond Star now trying to get up.

Duo shot Diamond Star a glare as Diamond Star screamed, "I WANT OUT!"

Diamond Star grittd her teeth and began bashing her body into the van doors. Duo starred at Diamond Star strangly, "It's not that bad."

Diamond Star stopped bashing her body into the van doors e, "Duo..do you have any idea where were going?" "Yeah. The Mentle Instutution." said Duo in a low voice.

"We'll be stuck in padded rooms with crazy people and have to eat crappy food for who knows how long!" said Diamond Star. "Okay...it will be bad." sid Duo sighing.

The van pulled to a complete stop causing Diamond Star to fall ontop of Duo. "Crazy drivers.." Diamond Star mutterd.

The back doors opend and two young men stood there. One grabbed Diamond Star by the arms and the other grabbed Duo roughly by the arms and puled them both out of the van. Duo watched Diamond Star struggle and mumbled,"Why bother."

The men carried Duo and Diamond Star to a large building. "Okay,this'll be your home now so get use to it." said the man cluching Duo's arms. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" cried Diamond Star still trying to pry her way out of the mans grasp.

End chapter one..for now ^_~

::Diamond Star walks in the middle of the room:: Hiya people,::waves:: okay now many people might not like me through this story so far but I'm in a pissed off mood so give me a chance. o.o! I know I didn't describe myself but I will later,okay ^_^

Well that's about it so I guess I got to go,soooo- "WAIT!" cried a familare voice.

"Duo..WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" said diamond Star.

"Here to remind you about..disclamers." said Duo grining. Diamond Star:: *talking through her teeth* Duo.....go away.

Duo:: sorry Diamond.you gotta do disclamers..

Diamond Star:: *bites bottom lip then sighs* ALRIGHT! I don't own gundam wing,okay! There happy? *glares at Duo who is smiling*

Diamond Star:: *smirks** If I did own gundam wing I would be having fun torturing Duo right now...

Duo:: *face goes pale* yeah welll it's to bad Diamond...

Diamond Star: yep,well anyway,please e-mail me at ChibiSailorWing6@aol.com for comments,questions,or suggestions. NO FLAMES! If you didn't like the story then don't read anymore chapters to it. okay? >< okay ^^ well I gtg , SEE YA! ::waves and walks away::

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