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Top 20 things you will never see on Gundam Wing

1. Heero Yuy surrendering to the enemy.
2. Wufei actually saying a woman's name.
3. Quatre cussing someone out.
4. Trowa opening up and talking a lot.
5. Dou eating only one plate of food.
6. Heero opening up to anyone but Relena.
7. Wufei being nice to woman (not including Sally).
8. Dou getting rid of nickname (God of Death)
9. Heero and Zechs stop being natural enemies.
10. Trowa leaving his sister and the circus forever.
11. Lady Une leaving the preventers.
12. Dorthy thinking that battles are meaningless.
13. Relena forgetting her whole pacifist ideal.
14. Hilde leaving her shop and Dou.
15. Sally leaving the preventers.
16. Noin and Zechs splitting up.
17. Relena and Heero hating each other.
18. Heero shooting Relena.
19. Dou shutting his big mouth.
20. Zechs settling in as Milliardo Peacecraft.

This a humor fic. The title says it all for the summary and my pen name is Firestone. I love Heero and Relena too!