I do not own GW - Bandai does! I make NO MONEY from this fic!!!! My pockets are so empty, that they echo, so don't bother suing me, either... Warnings?? My normal Citrusy humor..and a couple of quickies... Pairings? normal, with the added bonus of CBxQRW

Oh, and THANKS PHYNIX for your chibi Hilde demon spawn muse! <G> Was glad to baby-sit! We had fun....

Whipped! - chapter 2
By Caliko

That night, after everyone left the party and the kids were in bed, Hilde approached her husband smiling a sneaky smile. She had her blouse unbuttoned, and her cut off's were hanging low, threatening to slide down with each sway of her hips.

She had that look in her eye, the one that usually made him run for the bed. Tonight, it simply made him groan with dread.

Duo gulped, his mind frantically searching for an excuse.

"Duo, baby, don't move. I want to see something...." She grinned, straddling his lap.

"EEep!" Duo choked, not able to look away as she let her blouse drift off of her shoulders.

"Ooohh.. now, THAT's what I wanted to see... he's nice and hard, isn't he?" She crooned, "Does he hurt, Baby?"

"UM.. hurt.. " He could feel the rough denim of her cutoffs rubbing against his crotch, making his mind swim. Then, he fastened on what she had said..."YEAH, Hilde! He does. I'm sorry.. I pulled a groin muscle fighting with Heero..."

Hilde forced a concerned look onto her face, mentally gloating that this was going to be fun...

"Oh, my poor Duo! Do you want me to massage it for you?"

:::Oh shit.. this is going to be hell.::: His eyes crossed, as he began to mentally picture her hands gleaming lightly of scented massage oil, stroking him slowly, then going lower to cup his balls. :::Oh god...:::

"Nope!" He chirped, swallowing hard and praying for his cock to calm down. "That's alright, babe.. I'm afraid to strain him." He emphasized his words by shaking his head hard, causing his bangs to bounce over his nose.

"He doesn't feel TOO strained now, Duo. Maybe you didn't hurt him as badly as you thought!" She fought to keep the concerned look in her eyes, but was silently giggling madly to herself.

"Still, Hilde.. I don't want to risk it. Don't worry! I'll go see Dr. Evans tomorrow!"

/sigh/ "Well, if you're hurt, you're hurt. I'll go with you, hon. I need some things from town, and you can't be driving with a sprained ..groin muscle."

Duo's face was a mix of relief that she was backing down, and dread about having her there when the doctor gives him a clean bill of health.

:::Oh well.. at least he got a free pass tonight!:::

Carefully, he got up from the kitchen table, and babied his blue balls as he slowly walked up the stairs to his bed.

:::One night survived.::: he thought, laying his head on the pillow, then escaping into sleep.

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Trowa drove silently down the deserted roads to the circus grounds. Every now and then, he glanced at the girl sleeping in the seat next to him, and gritted his teeth. He had noticed that she had been tired a lot, lately, but he figured that she was simply working too hard.

However, add the fact that she couldn't eat her favorite dessert without getting green, and that she was dating someone...

His hands gripped tighter on the steering wheel. His best friend knocked up his sister.

That cherubic, sweet faced and easy tempered Arabian playboy was going to hear about it!

:::But first.. He had to get them to admit it....:::

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(1) Heero glanced across the limousine, thankful that the kids were staying at Duo's that night. He only had about 2 hours until their normal bed time, and he still had to make love to Relena four times that night.

Grinning, he pulled her over to straddle his lap, then snaked his hand underneath her dress.

"Hmmm..." Relena smiled, wiggling on his lap as he slipped his finger into the cotton crotch of her panties.

"She's wet." He teased, slipping past her tight knot to tickle her insides.

"Yeah..." She groaned, "but we don't have time to finish..."

"Wanna bet?" Heero yanked the panties down and over, as she unzipped his jeans.

Within moments, he was buried inside of her. She tightened her muscles around his shaft, grinning as he threw his head back against the cushions and groaned.

He slid his fingers down between their bodies, rolling them against her clit, dancing them over the sensitive nub in firm circles.

"Hurry, Heero..." She said, feeling her climax start to shoot through her body. Her back muscles tightened, until finally, she shattered around him.

Relena creened her climax into his neck, showering his staff with her honey. He held her closer, speeding up his own movements. Faster and faster he pumped, until he, too, came hard, shooting his essence deep insider her body.

One down.. three to go.

(2) Relena had just stepped out of the tub, and was bent over to pull the plug out of the bottom. Her lush bottom wiggled in the air, the drops of water glistening in the overhead lights.

Heero could feel himself get hard, as he caught sight of her pouty lips peeking from between her thighs. Shrugging, he unzipped his jeans, dropped them to the floor, and entered her from behind.

His wife tried to pull away, surprised, but his arm around her waist yanked her back onto his staff. Soon, she was hanging onto the side of the garden tub, crying as he slammed into her.

01 slid his hand over her mound, once again playing until she shot her orgasm, then following her into the land of bliss.

(3) Relena gingerly rolled over, her pussy lips swollen and over sexed. She wouldn't survive these next two weeks, she just knew it. Originally, she intended to wear him out, but he was unstoppable! Her only chance left was in simply not being home...

Suddenly, she felt the bed tip down as he moved over her. His lips nuzzled between her thighs, kissing the sore lips and clit until once again they were hard against his tounge.

She groaned, hearing his chuckle under the covers.

:::He's back for number three...::: She thought, digging her fingers into the mattress below her.

(4) "Oh God.. please! Not again! Heero! I'm sore!" Relena's groan sounded in the darkness, followed by the noisy squeaks of the hotel's bed springs. Faster and faster they sounded, until finally a deep, male groan floated in the air, followed by a loud ::CRACK::. as the bedstead broke in two pieces.

"Oh god..." Relena panted, humiliated at what she KNEW the hotel manager was going to think.

"Mission accomplished... tonight" Heero mumbled, just before he started to snore.

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He pulled into the circus grounds, and parked. Getting out of the car, he walked over to the other side and opened the door.

Gently, he jiggled Cathy's shoulder, urging her to wake up. She only growled, and curled over to her side.

Shaking his head, he bent down and lifted her out of the car, noticing that she hadn't gained weight yet. Maybe he was wrong.. maybe she wasn't pregnant.

Suddenly, she was awake, and pushing at his shoulders. He dropped her feet to the ground, jumping out of the way when she lost her dinner right where he had been standing.

Quatre was a dead man....

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"Wufei" Sally smiled evilly, knowing that he was going to hate this... "I need you to run to the store for me."

"What do you need, Woman?" He calmly looked up from his newspaper and asked.

"My name is Sally! Don't call me Woman!" She hissed, gratified to hear him call her Sally for the next two weeks.

"What do you need, Sally?' He asked again, gritting his teeth.

"I just need you to pick up a package." She handed him a claim ticket. "Go to the layaway department at Anderson's, and give this this to Rachel. She'll know what you need."

Wufei got up from his easy chair, and grabbed his truck keys from the table. This was going to be the easiest bet he had ever won.

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"Hello, Mr. Po!" Rachel chirped, taking the ticket from his hand.

"Chang." He said, his eyes narrowed. "The name is Chang. Po is my wife."

"Oh! Sorry." She smiled, grabbing a small box from the shelf. "Here is your thong underwear."

Wu wasn't sure if she meant to say it that loudly, but he knew without turning that the entire department heard her. For one, the steady buzz of conversation died. Two.. there were high female giggles erupting here and there.

blushing, he grabbed the box, turned, and came face to face with Lady Une.

"Uh oh.. shit...."

"Nice to know what I should get you for your birthday, Chang." She smirked, brushing past him.

He paid for his package and bolted for the door. Halfway home, his cell phone rang.

"Wu? Can you pick me up some tampons? I didn't know I was that low...."

:::Are the gods against me?:::

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Next stop??? Wu goes to the grocery store, Duo goes to the doctor, Relena runs away.. And just WHAT is Trowa doing to Quatre????

~Leeko~